I’ve been playing with Portent’s title generator recently. As I haven’t been doing much with my boys due to my useless hand, I was a little lost for blog ideas and a quick Google introduced me to the world of generators. My favourite titles so far have to be “How Mules are Part of a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy” and “How To Fight Lex Luther Using Only Mules”, although there were some in there that were surprisingly on the money – “Why The Amish Were Right About Mules”, for example, and “How To Build An Empire With Mules” (Ancient Assyria, anyone?).
Anyway, content for those will have to wait for another day. Now’s the time for me to tell you about my…
Eight Least Favourite Mules
* It’s not a real knife, it’s a rubber LARP safe knive, just in case someone out there thinks I’d really allow my mule to handle an actual knife (even if he did steal this one from my wrist sheath). I’m not an idiot. I know that what this mule really needs is an AK-47.